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Monday, May 2, 2016

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style XXXXVII



I was in a pet shop when I noticed a Muslim girl with the
most amazingly colored parrot perched on her shoulder.

"Where did you get that from?" I asked.
 

"Germany. There's fricking thousands of 'em!" said the parrot.

Thanks David 
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14 comments:

  1. AdrienneMay 2, 2016 at 5:52 AM

    Problem is they're so dang hard to train.

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  2. SandeeMay 2, 2016 at 6:25 AM

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Then there is France.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2016 at 7:30 AM

    Adrienne, I've heard impossible. That's why the flock needs thinning.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2016 at 7:31 AM

    Sandee, yes where PC is a religion.

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  5. Kathe W.May 2, 2016 at 8:15 AM

    good one- didn't see that coming! Bwa hahah!Have a great week!

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  6. edutcherMay 2, 2016 at 8:26 AM

    We'll have another German migration like the 1840s.

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  7. GruntOfMonteCristoMay 2, 2016 at 12:41 PM

    And what's one way to tell the difference between the parrot and the little muslim girl? The parrot probably learned to speak a few words of German while in Germany.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2016 at 4:16 PM

    Kathe W, thank you I will ... back at you.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2016 at 4:17 PM

    edutcher, my roots!

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2016 at 4:19 PM

    Grunt, and none of that Mooselimb stuff either.

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  11. MacMay 2, 2016 at 6:13 PM

    Reminds me of the time Obama walked into a bar with a Toad on his head.
    The bartender looks at Obama, then up at the toad, then back to Obama and sez:
    Whut's up with that?

    The Toad sed: "It started out as a wart on my ass"

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  12. UnknownMay 3, 2016 at 1:42 AM

    That is one cheeky parrot there xD

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)May 3, 2016 at 8:16 AM

    Mac, you win best comment of the week, but I'm afraid nothing comes with that.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)May 3, 2016 at 8:17 AM

    Riih Pu, you have to watch out for those parrots.

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