man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old,
pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
"What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost
half a
million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man.
"Why
does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an
hour!"
states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look
inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and
looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the
old man says, "That's a
pretty nice car, all
right...but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor
decides
to show the old man just what his car can do. He
floors it, and within
30 seconds the speedometer
reads 150 mph..
reads 150 mph..
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
mirror.
It seems to be getting closer ! He slows down to see
what it could be and
suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my
Ferrari?"
the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the
accelerator and takes
the Ferrari up to 180 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man
on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at
200 mph and he's feeling
pretty good until he looks
in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he
floors the
gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down
on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing
he can
do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of
his
Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops
and jumps out and unbelievably
the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
"I'm a doctor. Is there anything I can do for you ?"
The old man whispers,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
You need to gain a few pounds Odie, you wouldn't need suspenders...
ReplyDeleteRandy, as you can see I forgot them in that photo.
ReplyDeleteLOL, The picture really helped for the mental image,,,,,,
ReplyDeleteThat's neet, but thought the old man would say "how do you get this thing of of second gear"---I know, an old line from an old-timer.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, Yeah nice car huh.
ReplyDeleteRon, that's when we're at our best.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHee!
ReplyDeleteSuspenders! Elastic is fantastic!
Hahaha!!! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha. I will say that the picture of that old man made me go blind but outside of that this was a real knee slapper.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
LOL!
ReplyDeleteThat's one way to get a moped to go fast.
Brooke, never forget your suspenders.
ReplyDeleteInno, cool stuff huh.
ReplyDeleteSarah, Glad you like.
ReplyDeleteSnadee, don't knock the old man ... that's me!
ReplyDeleteMr. that one does 220 MPH !
ReplyDeleteGood One :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Stopsign, You've been gone awhile. Is everything OK?
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