IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS  ABOUT OUR DOG: PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE  ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG! Y...

 Found her while cleaning up the desktop.  Found her while cleaning out a rat trap. Found this cute little guy in an email from Da...

 A  Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were  in Mexico  arguing about which place had the toughest trees.  The Mexican  wo...

I want to thank Jan at Diogenes' Middle Finger for this last one. You did good! ... LINK

  One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You...

 What deep thinkers men are.  I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beau...