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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Questions About Our Dog


 IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS 
ABOUT OUR DOG: PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE 
ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING
QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!


YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,

TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,

NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,

THREE FLAG BURNERS,

AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, 
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS
GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!



Thanks David

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24 comments:

  1. DoubleTroubleTwoJune 11, 2014 at 4:34 AM

    LMAO! Good Doggie :-)

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)June 11, 2014 at 5:24 AM

    2T2, he's the best.

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  3. UnknownJune 11, 2014 at 8:47 AM

    HAAAA...and I thought I was a pretty good dog and cat trainer...Got me beat!

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)June 11, 2014 at 10:16 AM

    Scotty, he taught himself.

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  5. Randy-gJune 11, 2014 at 10:30 AM

    I need that pooch Odie!

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  6. cubeJune 11, 2014 at 10:46 AM

    Good dog... except for the smoking.

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  7. edutcherJune 11, 2014 at 12:48 PM

    Can he hang around ours for a while?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)June 11, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Randy, Would that be by the hour, day, or week?

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)June 11, 2014 at 1:01 PM

    Cube, it's the taste.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)June 11, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    edutcher, There's plenty for him to chew on around here.

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  11. LLJune 11, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    Could I at least RENT your dog?

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  12. EuripidesJune 11, 2014 at 1:35 PM

    Once again, that proves that dogs are pretty danged smart!

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  13. AnonymousJune 11, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    Good Dog

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  14. SandeeJune 11, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    Bwhaahahahahahahaha. You sure he's not for sale.

    Have a fabulous evening. ☺

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  15. Ron RussellJune 11, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    Where can I find such a dog? Who let the dog out? Shame on you Odie, you should be more compassionate to those with mental illness.

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  16. Marine4everJune 11, 2014 at 6:19 PM

    Does he do any other tricks? I'd really like to buy him. How much?

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)June 12, 2014 at 5:48 AM

    LL, Nope!

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)June 12, 2014 at 5:50 AM

    Euripides, Yes they are, but they don't have to be to take care of democrats.

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)June 12, 2014 at 5:51 AM

    Rick, absoltootenlutely!

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)June 12, 2014 at 5:51 AM

    Sandee, stick to your pet rock.

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)June 12, 2014 at 5:53 AM

    Ron, That dog is here to clean up mental defects.

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)June 12, 2014 at 5:54 AM

    Marine, I just taught him to piss on democrat political signs. He learns by watching.

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  23. USA_AdmiralJune 12, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    As far as dogs go it is hard to find a bad one, but this one is a keeper.

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  24. Woodsterman (Odie)June 13, 2014 at 7:23 AM

    Admiral, I will.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.

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