Other Fishing Rule 5 ers:
Saturday, July 5, 2025
6 comments:
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.
*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.
I prefer fishing for trout in streams, but there are advantages to going after warmwater species.
ReplyDeleteFishing !!!!
ReplyDeleteThe fake fishing photos give me a chuckle. But number 2, well there's nothing a little camel toe won't cure.
ReplyDeleteBelly buttons are a fashion accessory.
ReplyDeleteDogs don’t have belly buttons.
Nither do cattle.
All had umbilical cords.
If left alone the cord dies off naturally and the belly becomes smooth.
Buttonless.
To have a belly button, you must create one.
Pulling on the babies cord hard enough that it sinks back into its flesh.
Tying a knot to cut off the blood.
Pain as the vestigial flesh is prematurely strangled to death.
All so you can have a fashion marker on your flesh,
a place to gather lint or contemplate or jab with needles to hang decorations. Innies, outies, stinkies.
Fashion.
You know it was jealousy that started the trend.
“Her kid had a problem and had to get a knot on their belly’s, now, she’s getting all the attention, I want MY kids to have a knot too.”
Soon EVERYONE was knotting their kids ,
Then the first mom realized she wasn’t getting the attention she craved,
So she thought…
“What if I cut off the end of his dick…”
Your pal
Scott.
Your belly button was MADE for you BY the Doctor.
Your first plastic surgery.
Like the fuschia.
ReplyDeleteWhile I am not a fisherman in any sense of the word, I do eat one thing that may or may not smell "fishy." And #2 has the perfect sight line.
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