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Saturday, July 5, 2025

Went Fishing ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 











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16 comments:

  1. merJuly 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM

    I prefer fishing for trout in streams, but there are advantages to going after warmwater species.

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    1. Woodsterman (Odie)July 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM

      mer, anything can happen when I'm fishing for these photos.

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  2. Matthew WJuly 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM

    Fishing !!!!

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  3. MikeJuly 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM

    The fake fishing photos give me a chuckle. But number 2, well there's nothing a little camel toe won't cure.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM

    Belly buttons are a fashion accessory.
    Dogs don’t have belly buttons.
    Nither do cattle.
    All had umbilical cords.

    If left alone the cord dies off naturally and the belly becomes smooth.
    Buttonless.

    To have a belly button, you must create one.
    Pulling on the babies cord hard enough that it sinks back into its flesh.
    Tying a knot to cut off the blood.
    Pain as the vestigial flesh is prematurely strangled to death.
    All so you can have a fashion marker on your flesh,
    a place to gather lint or contemplate or jab with needles to hang decorations. Innies, outies, stinkies.
    Fashion.

    You know it was jealousy that started the trend.
    “Her kid had a problem and had to get a knot on their belly’s, now, she’s getting all the attention, I want MY kids to have a knot too.”
    Soon EVERYONE was knotting their kids ,
    Then the first mom realized she wasn’t getting the attention she craved,
    So she thought…

    “What if I cut off the end of his dick…”

    Your pal
    Scott.

    Your belly button was MADE for you BY the Doctor.
    Your first plastic surgery.

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    1. Woodsterman (Odie)July 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM

      Wow, My Pal Scott. You never disappoint. Thanks Pal!

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    2. AnonymousJuly 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM

      Well the belly button is also an access point because all your pathways for the umbilical cord are still there and open, great way to take in nutrients and heal problems, also when the what is commically called "doctors" tie the cord at birth they are actually causing massive harm to the infant because it takes atleast a good couple hours for the fluids to finish transfering then the cord starts to shut down naturally.

      The "doctors" tie the cord within minutes of the baby coming out, they purposely do this for the reason mentioned above, a future customer.

      ITs the reason why alot of people now are having home births, with no "doctor" around.

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    3. Woodsterman (Odie)July 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM

      Anon, i keep learning and learning and learning.

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  5. edutcherJuly 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM

    Like the fuschia.

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    1. Woodsterman (Odie)July 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM

      edutcher, #4? I thought of you when I found her. I'm in love with lobster girl at the end.

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  6. JohnJuly 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM

    While I am not a fisherman in any sense of the word, I do eat one thing that may or may not smell "fishy." And #2 has the perfect sight line.

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