Sunday, November 17, 2024

Happy Funday ~ Promises

 


An elderly lady recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him........

"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in The ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"

"Here it comes."


Thanks Dan





16 comments:

  1. He kept a roof over your head, clothes on your back, spending money in your pocketbook, and food in your belly.

    And right now he's up in Heaven with the greatest lays in history, so blow your self, sweet cheeks.

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  2. If she had done that last thing first maybe she would have had a happy husband. The other things may have followed as well.

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    1. Anon, LOL! some of the ladies just don't understand.

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  3. He shouldn't have been paying those insurance premiums for that ungrateful bitch.

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    1. Anon, LOL! There seems to be a common theme in these comments.

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  4. Seems we agree. Now it's one of us can find a link that I've shared the other people to a video on tiktok of a girl talking about how good she has it. She suggests that a lot of women might like life if they keep their man satusfied. She says don't let him leave the house withoyt getting on your news first. Sort of the opposite of the 4-B dopes. They are doomed to dumb lives and fortunateky for the world they are less likely to breed or raise children.

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  5. https://m.facebook.com/reel/8588662597907747/?referral_source=external_deeplink&mibextid=UalRPS

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    1. Anon, I posted one just like this, 6 days ago, on Facebook.

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  6. She's a real Catch You Next Tuesday......

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  7. Not a fan of this one. But that happens.
    You don't stay married for 48 years without keeping your man happy. He often told me I treated him like a king.
    You all be safe and God bless.

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    1. LindaG, is that what it's called in Louisiana?

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    2. Sorry, Odie. I'm not sure what you are asking.
      I just commented on how well my hubby said I treated him.
      God bless.

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