His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak.
"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."
"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."
"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says: "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.
The wife replies, "The a$$hole has a paper route"...
Thanks David
Ha Ha, good one :). My first job was delivering newspapers when I was 14; 47 years ago. As always, thanks for the daily posts and replies Odie.
ReplyDeleteEdward, Well my first job was, well guess who took Maria's picture below.
ReplyDeleteIt's still money in the bank.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, I don't know about that. I can't think of anyone I know who has a newspaper delivered anymore.
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