I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. I wish to live “forever”, I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!” “Your crafty bastard,” replied the fairy. Thanks Jim
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
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And here I thought his wish would be for her negligee to slide off.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good wish. You are very crafty.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, Odie. 😎
Saw where that was going :)
ReplyDeleteedutcher, you and I think alike. We're a couple of old leches.
ReplyDeleteSandee, anything to live forever ... unless there's a revolution.
ReplyDeleteKid, you sound old for your age.
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