An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might
work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her
and whispered -
'Is that one word or two?'
Thank You Diogenes' Middle Finger (LINK)
Didn't see that one coming.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that coming either.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, Odie. 😎
edutcher, then I did my job.
ReplyDeleteSandee, you two make it easy ... thank you.
ReplyDeleteI've had that conversation!
ReplyDeleteWell, an elderly Chinese couple were in bed one night and the man tapped his wife and said I want 69 tonight. His wife replied 'You want Beef and Broccoli Now !"
Kid, I guess you had to be there.
ReplyDeleteThen the old woman whispered "I have to warn you, I have acute angina" to which the old man said "Your boobies are cute too"
ReplyDeleteWDS, And, hears aids could help too.
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