Not Fun For Me Friday

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****** Well Boys and Girls, I guess an explanation is due. I have been a little lax and preoccupied for the last couple of months. The family has been going through a few changes and the solution was for Mrs. Woodsterman and I to move. Not to a new town but another house. We well be moving into the new place today (at least most of our stuff). 

Anyway, this is why the Woodsterman hasn't had time to stop along the blog trail for visits and say howdy. When the dust settles I'll be at 100% obnoxious.

To top this off, it's snowing up here and the rental Uhaul has NO chains. I think the ones on my pickup will fit ... wish me luck ... 

Funnerest Thursday

Tanks FB'ers

Age Is Only A Number

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might
work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her
and whispered -
'Is that one word or two?'

Thank You Diogenes' Middle Finger (LINK) 

Cuz, Have You Ever Heard Of A Libtard?

Tanks FB'ers

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 176 ~

Sunday Funday Fun (Sorry, I Preposted This For The Wrong Time)

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The Bakery ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A bakery owner hired a young female shop assistant who liked to wear 
very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the 
store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind 
the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin 
bread, he has a brilliant idea.

"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread 
located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath 
her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had thought he 
would get.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two 
loaves. As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of 
the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own 
loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why 
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men 
standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the 
crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the 
elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."

Other Short Skirt Loving Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain  
Proof Positive

Guns and Bikinis

RULE 5 SITES 
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Adrienne's Corner

The Feral Irishman

Knuckledraggin My Life Away

Diogenes' Middle Finger

Ninety Miles From Tyranny

Doubletroubletwo  

Angrymikes hood 

MissK's World...

American Power

A Nod To The Gods  

Political Clown Parade

 The Last Tradition

The Right Way 
Minuteman  

Black Friday Mood Enhancer

Happy Thanksgiving ~ Woodsterman Style

Whoohoo ~ Fun Time

Funnest Toouesday

BYE!