At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."
"Great," he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch."
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Friday, October 19, 2018
Husbands and Wives
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."
"Great," he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch."
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2 comments:
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.
*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.
Hope you are happier with Mrs Odie.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, I gave her 6 bucks the other day, but the woman is still here.
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