The Raise

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.  She asked:  "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I wanna increase."  "The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"  Maria: " Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: " Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: (Really boiling now and gritting her teeth): "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora ... the gardener did"

Wife: "So, how much of a raise you think would be fair?"

Thanks T-Bone!