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Sunday, June 3, 2018

Short & Sweet . . . . .



A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:  
  
"Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!"
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4 comments:

  1. SandeeJune 3, 2018 at 7:54 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love folks that are quick on their feet.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  2. edutcherJune 3, 2018 at 8:28 AM

    Sounds like you know who. She had a lot of nights like that.

    Have to run it past her.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)June 4, 2018 at 7:24 AM

    Sandee, love you too Sandee.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)June 4, 2018 at 7:25 AM

    edutcher, does she know you just spoke of her?

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