Woodsterman: Best Golf Buddies

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Best Golf Buddies

A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a freaking mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my freaking pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?"

"Because ... he’s thinking of getting married..."

Thanks T-Bone

8 comments:

edutcherFebruary 14, 2018 at 2:41 AM
Oy.
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SandeeFebruary 14, 2018 at 7:53 AM
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. I kind of saw that coming.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺
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AdrienneFebruary 14, 2018 at 8:25 AM
Calling off one wedding - stat.
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Woodsterman (Odie)February 14, 2018 at 8:49 AM
edutcher, Yes.
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Woodsterman (Odie)February 14, 2018 at 8:50 AM
Sandee, something you want to talk about?
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Woodsterman (Odie)February 14, 2018 at 8:51 AM
Adrioenne, Yes ... Happy Valentine's Day!
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Mike aka ProofFebruary 14, 2018 at 1:26 PM
Why a man gets married is a mystery.
Why he would marry more than one woman is a bigamistery.
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Woodsterman (Odie)February 15, 2018 at 8:37 AM
Proof, I'm with you on that one.
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