Woman: I see you drink beer.
Man: Yup
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay for each beer?
Man: About $5.00 including the tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: Maybe 20 years, I guess.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.
So in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Yup.
Woman: For each year that you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Yup.
Woman: Did you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
Drink up !
Thanks Bob!
Oldie but a goodie.
ReplyDeleteIt's much easier for a pretty woman to get a condo, corvette, and credit card, than it is for me to get the same. Just saying...
ReplyDeleteLL, yep, "It's much easier for a pretty woman to get a condo, corvette, and credit card, than it is for me to get the same."
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edutcher, I think I've posted it before, but it's a goodie.
ReplyDeleteLL, really? I always thought you were a handsome brut.
ReplyDeleteBrig, but LL and I think you are PRETTY ... just say'n.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. Love this Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, my friend. ☺
Sandee, well thank you!
ReplyDeleteThat story can't be true. No liberal can do math in their head that quickly!
ReplyDeleteProof, true dat ... after all they are responsible for New Math and Common Core.
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