Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after their honeymoon, he was working on his motorcycle in the garage, just for fun.
His new wife was standing there at the workbench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke .. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling your motorcycle along with your gun collection and that stupid fishing gear."
Tom got a quizzical look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "For a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom replied: "I wasn't."
Thanks T-Bone
In "The Betrothed", Kipling compared a man's cigars to the fiancé who wanted to give them up.
ReplyDeleteHis final analysis was, "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."
Men need their man caves and us women that are smart let them have that without one word.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and weekend, Odie. ☺
And after you get rid of all that silly stuff, don't forget to sit when you pee!
ReplyDeleteWe've all had that moment.
ReplyDeleteLL, smokem if you gottem!
ReplyDeleteSandee, 100% togetherness isn't necessarily a good thing.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, That's next with her.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, NEVER.
ReplyDeleteIt's a Triumph.
ReplyDeleteOf course he was working on it. He's never ridden it. He had to push it home from the dealership.
No wonder he was generally pissed off.
iOpener, Great Name
ReplyDeleteWow, you sure are hard on the guy.