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Friday, April 21, 2017

The Pearly Gates



The Pope dies, goes to the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter welcomes him and asks if he has any requests.

"I'd really like to really understand the writings of the prophets and apostles."
the Pope says.

"Sure thing, Angel Thaddeus here will escort you to the Pearly Library, where all the originals are there, translated so you can read them," Peter replied.

Things go along well for a few days, then Angel Thaddeus approaches St. Peter and tells him, "We need you down at the Pearly Library. We seem to be having an issue with His Holiness."

 Pete goes down to the Library, and before he even gets there, he hears the Pope yelling, "There's an R! There's an R! All that time wasted for a stupid R!"

St. Peter approaches His Holiness and asks him what the problem is.

"There's an R!!"

"Yes, and...?" Peter asked.

"It says 'Celebrate!"

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4 comments:

  1. SandeeApril 21, 2017 at 7:07 AM

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh this is a good one.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend, Odie. ☺

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  2. edutcherApril 21, 2017 at 7:40 AM

    Cute.

    Of course, there's an i in celibate, but who cares?

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2017 at 9:34 AM

    Sandee, good stuff huh.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2017 at 9:34 AM

    edutcher, shhh .....

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