Know That Beaver ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

An 86-year-old man went to his

doctor for his quarterly check-up...

  

The doctor asked him how he was

feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and

I've never felt better.' I now have a 30

year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"  

The doctor considered his question

for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an

older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and

never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go

hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his

walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a

lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at

the water's edge.. He realized he'd left his gun at

home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent

creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the

animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went

'bang, bang'." Miraculously, two shots rang out

and the beaver fell over dead. 

Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest 

that somebody else pumped a couple of

rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

Thanks Hal

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