Old Ads You're Not Likely To See Again

Thanks David

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXXIX

MUSLIMS REQUEST BEACH BAN . . . .

MUSLIMS REQUEST:In Australia

At Bondi, Muslims request BEACH BAN "BIKINIS" DURING RAMADAN

There we go again bowing to the Muslim wishes!

Thanks Dan

Boob Pong ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other Boob Pong Playing Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

Fridayfunsterstuff

Thanks Facebook Pals and Others.

Mercedes - AA - Class ~OR~ Luxury Woodsterman Style

Thanks Hal

Busy, Busy, Busy . . . .

Not only am I busy shoveling, the power went out 

for about an hour. Thought I'd better post quickly

and while I can.

Thanks Facebook Buddy O' Pals

The Perfect Man

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her  back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife." 

Thanks Old NFO (LINK) Via Brig (LINK)

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXXVIII

Let's Have A Trumpsterman Sunday

I Love My New President!

Know That Beaver ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

An 86-year-old man went to his

doctor for his quarterly check-up...

  

The doctor asked him how he was

feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and

I've never felt better.' I now have a 30

year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"  

The doctor considered his question

for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an

older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and

never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go

hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his

walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a

lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at

the water's edge.. He realized he'd left his gun at

home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent

creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the

animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went

'bang, bang'." Miraculously, two shots rang out

and the beaver fell over dead. 

Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest 

that somebody else pumped a couple of

rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

Thanks Hal

Other Beaver Hunting Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

 

"So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye . . . . . . . . . . goodbye"

Don't let the door hit you on the way out Burr-Rock!