These four older ladies who lived in Naples,Italy and
always sat outside together near the church and chatted
about when they pooled their money together
and bought a laptop.
Never having been to, but having heard all about Florida , they just happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida . They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.
As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will
Make you a believer, because here they are today...
They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.
As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will
Make you a believer, because here they are today...
No. This is TRUE! Really!
Would we lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available
At an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle.
Seriously.
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!
Make checks payable to:
Democratic National Committee.
You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you; especially about your healthcare.
Would we lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available
At an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle.
Seriously.
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!
Make checks payable to:
Democratic National Committee.
You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you; especially about your healthcare.
Thanks David
The check is in the mail...
ReplyDeleteYes... I will respect you in the morning
ReplyDeleteNobody ever went broke over estimating how dumb most American Democrat voters are. Let me know when you have enough youth elixir sold to buy your 200' yacht, Odie. When you invite me for a Caribbean cruise, I want one of the forward salons, with California king bed. And don't get cheap and moor it in Florida, you can pop for a nice slip in St. Thomas.
ReplyDeleteI suggest naming it the S.S. Dumbshit, in honor of the folks who funded it.
I'll pass. Good one though.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
LL, water is on it's way.
ReplyDeleteGOODSTUFF, that means a great deal.
ReplyDeleteFredd, it's on order. They put it on a rush order and it will be complete January 21, 2017.
ReplyDeleteSandee, no drinkie?
ReplyDeleteDang, another miracle missed for lack of funding.
ReplyDeleteOk, how many of you horn-dogs even noticed the FOUR bottles of booze behind the Flerida ladies by the pool? I'm ashamed to say that those made me thirsty. Apparently, I'm getting old, and possibly low-T, but definitely an alcoholic!
ReplyDeleteBrig, But look what you get for your money ... Youth and Hillary too.
ReplyDeleteDearest Grunt, your friends at the "Limp Wrist Watering hOle" will be proud.
ReplyDeleteOdie - LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe Dems would buy bottled spit if Hillary offered it for sale.
ReplyDeleteFunny how they all have that Feel My Bern look.
ReplyDeleteGruntster, I was laughing as I wrote that.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, I heard she's offering pee in a bottle.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, I called it, "That Healthy Italian Look" myself.
ReplyDeleteI CAN SEE OLD DEMOCRATS LINING UP NOW FOR THAT MAGIC ELIXIR! I FOUND THAT FOUNTAIN IN FLORIDA ONCE----IT MUST HAVE BEEN, BECAUSE ALL THE SCANTLY CLAD BEAUTIES AROUND IT WERE SO YOUNG AND VERY FIT. HOWEVER, IT DIDN'T WORK FOR OLD MEN---TOOK A DIP AND NOTHING HAPPENED, BUT DID GET TO INSPECT THE LOCAL WORKS OF ART.
ReplyDeleteRon, I love inspection time too.
ReplyDeleteI found a way for this to happen for real.
ReplyDeleteinstead of importing syrian refugees, we open the doors to women from europe, in the locations flooded by those refugees.
they gotta make room for those new people somehow, right? the Swedish Bikini Team alone would open up a dozen apartments for these newcomers to europe!