I saw some of those black sheets going through security at Denver Int'l Airport this morning. And other colors, like blue and tan. Maybe the black is only for when your wife has been really bad and needs to suffer in the hot sun under a black tent like a sauna? Heat-induced brain damage is probably a strong inducement to good behavior. Then, maybe the tan is for good behavior, and the blue is for date night? That's all I got.
It's really a shame you have to buy hunting and fishing licenses. Just another way for the government to raise money. Hey, more people have sex than hunt and fish. I'm all for taxing that, now that's only history for me.
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Bernie's problem is he never had a job until he was 40.
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it again Odie. You and I are on the same page.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
What a great idea! I need a black sheet to polish my motorcycle!!!
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, even then it was a government job. That hardly counts as a job.
ReplyDeleteSandee, I see it, I steal it, I post it!
ReplyDeleteLL, well there you go ....
ReplyDeleteI saw some of those black sheets going through security at Denver Int'l Airport this morning. And other colors, like blue and tan. Maybe the black is only for when your wife has been really bad and needs to suffer in the hot sun under a black tent like a sauna? Heat-induced brain damage is probably a strong inducement to good behavior. Then, maybe the tan is for good behavior, and the blue is for date night? That's all I got.
ReplyDeleteGruntclueless, That is ISIS (WASWAS) moving through the country under the orders of the Boy King.
ReplyDeleteIt's really a shame you have to buy hunting and fishing licenses. Just another way for the government to raise money. Hey, more people have sex than hunt and fish. I'm all for taxing that, now that's only history for me.
ReplyDeleteRon, watch it, that's lib talk. Just like non smokers taxing smokers.
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