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Saturday, February 6, 2016

Leather Dresses ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?



Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man's heart beats quicker,
  his throat gets dry,
 he gets weak in the knees,
  and he begins to think irrationally.
  Ever wonder why?





 It's because she smells like a new golf bag !!!
Thanks Hal

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6 comments:

  1. LLFebruary 6, 2016 at 4:25 AM

    So THAT's why?

    But I like the dress even though I don't golf... What's wrong with me, Odie?

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  2. SandeeFebruary 6, 2016 at 8:59 AM

    That makes perfect sense. It really does.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. ☺

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)February 6, 2016 at 9:02 AM

    LL, it's OK, it's been pointed out on Facebook they also smell like holsters. Better?

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)February 6, 2016 at 9:03 AM

    Sandee, of course it does. I wouldn't post anything that doesn't.

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  5. GruntOfMonteCristoFebruary 6, 2016 at 12:03 PM

    I don't know. I'm pretty light-headed and irrational most of the time. And the dry-throat is due to the scotch. I'm not seeing a connection here. Maybe we should see more leather dresses to make sure?

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)February 6, 2016 at 1:44 PM

    Grunt, I'll get right on that.

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