Control your wiener!
Keep your wiener on the straight and narrow!
Do not over lubricate!
Never change lanes in the middle of a screw!
Oscar!
Thursday, February 18, 2016
10 comments:
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.
*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.
Someone better call Huma Abedin right away, her Weiner is loose again.
ReplyDeleteCarlos Danger rides again!
ReplyDeleteLoved them all Odie.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're feeling better.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
You went to the hospital? Well, there's your problem!
ReplyDeleteI just took my wife in to get her first colonoscopy. (This part's actually true.) The lady doc came out mid-procedure to tell me some good news and some bad news. She said she found 2 politicians in there, but the good news is that we can lure them out with 2 large rolls of cash. I asked: "Ok, will I at least get my cash back after you get rid of the politicians?" Response: "You really don't have any experience with politicians, do you?"
Hate veggies, but love animals!
ReplyDeletesig94, weiners will do that.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, YeeHaw!
ReplyDeleteSandee, feel like crap because I over did it yesterday.
ReplyDeleteGrunt, how many politicians did you find?
ReplyDeleteRon, hmmmm?
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