Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style XXXVIII

Thanks Lloyd

We Noticed All Is Not Right ~ How About You Libs IV

Thanks Hal

100 lbs of Dynamite ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

The bodybuilder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,  

'What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'       
   

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,

'What massive calves you have!'

The bodybuilder tells her, 

'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

 The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases 

after her.  He catches up to her and asks why 

she ran  out of the apartment like that.

 The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all 

that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'

Thanks Dan! 

Other Buff Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition

Snow Ploughing in Dublin . . . .

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and 

wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during 

breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are 

going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You 

must park your car on the even-numbered side of 

the street, so the snow ploughs can get through." 

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, 

the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 

12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on 

the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow 

ploughs can get through." The good wife went out 

and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when 

the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 

inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the 

electric power went out. The good wife was very 

upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, 

"I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do 

I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that 

all men who are married to blondes exhibit, 

the husband replied,

 "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."

Thanks Hal

We Noticed All Is Not Right ~ How About You Libs III

Thanks Hal

We Noticed All Is Not Right ~ How About You Libs II

Thanks Hal!

We Noticed All Is Not Right ~ How About You Libs

Thanks Hal!

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style XXXVII

Sunday Silliness ~OR~ Is It Silly Sunday?

Thanks Facebook Friends!

Anticipation ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other Anticipating Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition

Better Late Than Never Friday

Sorry Boys and Girls, we got a two foot

visit from Algore hell yesterday. I started

cleaning this mess up at 8:00 and finished

at 4:00 with an hour break. You all know

I've been sick and it really slowed me down.

To top this off Mrs. Woodsterman decided

to type a letter on "My" computer at 4:00.

So, today's post will be short and sweet ... 

or not. 

Good News: 

The sun is out so I can take my

time shoveling the deck.

 

Another Desktop Clean Up

Control your wiener!

Keep your wiener on the straight and narrow!

Do not over lubricate!

Never change lanes in the middle of a screw!

Oscar!