The latest toy has hit the shops for Christmas ... A talking Muslim doll.
Nobody knows what the hell it says,
because no one has the balls to pull the cord.
Oh, c'mon. I've heard them, and the phrases she says are adorable. "And It Stoned Me..." sung to the tune of the Van Morrison song. "You just hate me 'cause I'm beautiful... under this full-face-covering hijab." "I know I look young, but my kids have already taken all the student officer spots at your kid's school." "I'd invite you over for cookies, but my neighborhood is a Sharia zone, and you'd be killed! :)"
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.
*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.
Would I end up in prison if I mailed one to Barack?
ReplyDeleteUgly creepy little doll.
ReplyDeleteLL you probably would end up in Federal prison if you mailed Oblahblah this doll. Whatever you do don't pull that cord.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne is right, it's and ugly and creepy doll.
Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺
LL, tough to say he's so pro Mooselimb.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, I think so too.
ReplyDeleteSandee, it's definitely creepy.
ReplyDeleteOh, c'mon. I've heard them, and the phrases she says are adorable.
ReplyDelete"And It Stoned Me..." sung to the tune of the Van Morrison song.
"You just hate me 'cause I'm beautiful... under this full-face-covering hijab."
"I know I look young, but my kids have already taken all the student officer spots at your kid's school."
"I'd invite you over for cookies, but my neighborhood is a Sharia zone, and you'd be killed! :)"
Pull string.
ReplyDeleteThrow.
Hit deck.
Just like basic training.
That is one bad toy!
ReplyDeleteGrunt, glad you're enjoying yours.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, are you sure about the time on that string?
ReplyDeleteBrighid, it could be safe right? NOT!
ReplyDelete