Two Coffees in Heaven

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a
beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he  asks.

'No, my son, I am St. Peter.  Mohammed is higher up.'   Peter then points to
a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he climbs the ladder yet again.  He
discovers a larger room where he meets an Angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; You will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus!   Man, oh man!   Obama can
hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly
magnificent  looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats
his question:  'Are you Mohammed?'
he gasps as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look
exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes, please!'

As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:
"Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"

Keep your trust in God.  Your president is an idiot.

Thanks Hal