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Thursday, July 16, 2015

20 Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton



1.     Mexican tap water
2.     A porcupine with a “pet me” sign
3.     Bill Clinton, with my teenage daughter
4.     A fart while fighting the flu
5.     An elevator ride with Ray Rice
6.     Taking pills or a drink offered by Bill Cosby
7.      A Bigfoot sighting
8.     A Hillary Clinton war story reported by Brian Williams
9.     Gas station sushi
10.   Jimmy Carter, with the economy
11.   A Palestinian on a motorcycle
12.   Pete Carroll coaching decisions
13.   Eating an apple from an orchard at Fukushima reactor #4
14.   Hitching a ride from a guy in a goalie mask
15.   The ingredients in a hotdog
16.   Nancy Pelosi’s grip on reality
17.   Black Ice
18.   Jerry Sandusky as a Boy Scout leader
19.   Alien abduction stories
20.   Barney Frank in the shower asking you to pick up the bar of soap

Thanks David
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12 comments:

  1. sig94July 16, 2015 at 4:52 AM

    And don't forget - letting Michelle Obama hold your cheese nachos for you.

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  2. SandeeJuly 16, 2015 at 6:57 AM

    About sizes it up for me too.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  3. LLJuly 16, 2015 at 8:01 AM

    I'd trust the rattlesnakes in the snake churches more than Hillary.

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  4. edutcherJuly 16, 2015 at 12:25 PM

    The way I heard it the drugs were the price for coming across, so you're safe with Cos, Odie.

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  5. Ron RussellJuly 16, 2015 at 8:13 PM

    Hillary Clinton is one on the most honest persons that ever came down the pike----just look at who she is married to and what a fine example he has set for her!

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)July 16, 2015 at 9:31 PM

    sig94, number 21

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)July 16, 2015 at 9:32 PM

    Sandee, extra large,

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)July 16, 2015 at 9:33 PM

    LL, good choice.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)July 16, 2015 at 9:36 PM

    edutcher, slim plus whatever.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)July 16, 2015 at 9:37 PM

    Ron, say no more, right?

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  11. qualitysAugust 16, 2015 at 2:09 PM

    I think there could about a hundred to be listed .

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  12. UnknownNovember 16, 2016 at 9:26 AM

    A dollar store pregnancy kit

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