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Thursday, April 30, 2015

Trust . . . .



Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

Mexican tap water

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

Charlie Manson sleep walking

An elevator ride with Ray Rice

Michael Jackson's Doctor

A Palestinian on a motorcycle

Gas station Sushi

A Jimmy Carter economic plan

Brian Williams news reports

Loch Ness monster sightings

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Bill Clinton being responsible for White House interns

A night with the Boston Strangler

Thanks Hal
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16 comments:

  1. GOODSTUFFApril 30, 2015 at 3:41 AM

    thanks ... that was fun

    the sun is under the yard arm

    CHEERS

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  2. LLApril 30, 2015 at 4:38 AM

    I think that sums it up nicely.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)April 30, 2015 at 7:07 AM

    GOODSTUFF, Glad you enjoyed. Toss one for me.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 30, 2015 at 7:08 AM

    LL, All true too.

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  5. SandeeApril 30, 2015 at 7:18 AM

    I'm with you on this one Odie. I've never voted for a Clinton and I'm not every going to break that record.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  6. AdrienneApril 30, 2015 at 7:43 AM

    Hillary (like our first "lady") both do that open mouthed squeal thingy accompanied with wide eyes some women do to recognize someone they have just spotted. That's why there's so many pics of them with their mouths agape. Try, just try, to imagine Jackie Kennedy doing such a thing. Ugh!

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  7. FreddApril 30, 2015 at 8:53 AM

    A few more:

    Her hubby babysitting my niece.

    The IRS swiftly processing my application for tax exempt status. Name on the applicaton: Conservative Christian Republican Patriots for Repeal of the IRS Tax Code.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)April 30, 2015 at 9:38 AM

    Sandee, We're all with you there.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)April 30, 2015 at 9:40 AM

    Adrienne, Her BIG mouth is fodder for my posts.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)April 30, 2015 at 9:42 AM

    Fredd, be sides not trusting her, don't look for that tax exempt status soon.

    You crack me up!

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  11. cubeApril 30, 2015 at 11:47 AM

    She scares me even without your post. Thanks for the laughs though.

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  12. edutcherApril 30, 2015 at 12:39 PM

    Think you forgot an Obama promise, but you rounded the bases pretty well.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)April 30, 2015 at 1:36 PM

    Cube, people like her, in power, should scare everyone.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)April 30, 2015 at 1:38 PM

    Edutcher, That would not be one I would use.

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  15. Ron RussellApril 30, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    Some of those have not directly effected me, but that Mexican Water Tap in often a WMD----makes you wish you were dead. Montezuma got his revenge on me more than once.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)May 1, 2015 at 11:25 AM

    Ron, I've been that sick only once. I'll never go back.

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