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Friday, April 10, 2015

Safari - True Story


A couple on an African Safari witnessed a 
small antelope being chased by a cheetah.

The wife told the husband: “If the antelope 
survives this one, I'll give you a Blow Job 
every day for  the rest of your life."

Watch the video.


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18 comments:

  1. CurmudgeonApril 10, 2015 at 3:05 AM

    That's some testament to the wife's ability to perform that favor. Happy Friday Odie.

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  2. AdrienneApril 10, 2015 at 6:43 AM

    Pucker up, honey...

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  3. LLApril 10, 2015 at 7:05 AM

    Usually that sort of bet ends up in a "promise big and deliver small" scenario.

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  4. SandeeApril 10, 2015 at 7:37 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. She didn't think that one out enough.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    Curmudgeon, God bless her heart!

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2015 at 8:21 AM

    Adrienne, "Blow" is just an expression.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2015 at 8:22 AM

    LL, what's size got to do with it? LOL ... Do you have a jellybean jar too?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2015 at 8:25 AM

    Sandee, there are miracles after all.

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  9. Ron RussellApril 10, 2015 at 8:49 AM

    Damn wasn't expecting that. Thought he would shoot the cat!

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  10. USA_AdmiralApril 10, 2015 at 9:16 AM

    I might not even need running shoes while pulling a grand piano.

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  11. edutcherApril 10, 2015 at 11:49 AM

    Nothing like the proper motivation.

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  12. joehApril 10, 2015 at 12:40 PM

    A little incentive goes a long way doesn't it.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2015 at 1:35 PM

    Ron, anything is legal in this case.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2015 at 1:49 PM

    Admiral, agreed.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2015 at 1:50 PM

    Edutcher, it would get my attention.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2015 at 1:50 PM

    Joeh, it always has for me.

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)October 23, 2015 at 4:19 PM

    Siegfried, pay attention.

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