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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Odds and Ends For a Wednesday


Subject: U.S. Marines Rescue 34 ISIS Sex Slaves

Ask Obama if you don't understand.

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SENIOR TRYING TO SET  PASSWORD

WINDOWS:   Please enter your new  password.

USER:    cabbage

WINDOWS:    Sorry, the password must be more than 8  characters.
USER:   boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:   , the password must contain 1  numerical character.

USER:   1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank  spaces.
USER:   50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:    Sorry, the password must contain at  least one upper case character.

USER:   50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:    Sorry, the password cannot use more  than one upper case character consecutively.
USER:    50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain  punctuation.

USER:   ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:    Sorry, that  password is already in use.
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12 comments:

  1. LLMarch 4, 2015 at 3:04 AM

    Excellent observations for hump day. May you hump all day today.

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  2. CurmudgeonMarch 4, 2015 at 4:37 AM

    Ask The World's Most Dangerous Community Organizer? Meh. He's too busy with the little sheepies to answer any questions. I'd more readily get an answer from President Valerie Jarrett. She's Iranian right?

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    1. Woodsterman (Odie)March 4, 2015 at 8:17 AM

      Curmudgeon, Yes she is ... does that stir up any questions, or are all of us pretty damn sure who's making those decisions.

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  3. SandeeMarch 4, 2015 at 7:13 AM

    That joke is spot on. Spot on.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  4. edutcherMarch 4, 2015 at 12:04 PM

    You must have gotten those last two from The Blonde.

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  5. Always On WatchMarch 5, 2015 at 10:51 AM

    I've had that password experience!

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.

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