Favorite Bar

"As good as this bar is,"  said the Scotsman, "I still prefer 

the pubs back home In Glasgow , there's a  wee place 

called McTavish's.... The landlord goes out of his way 

for the  locals. When you buy four drinks, 

he'll buy the fifth drink."

  "Well, Angus," said the  Englishman, "At my local in 

London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you  your 

third drink after you buy the first two."

  "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said  Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. 

"Back home in me favorite pub in Galway , the  moment 

you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then 

another, all  the drinks you like, actually. Then, when 

you've had enough drinks, they'll  take you upstairs and 

see dat you get laid, all on the house!" 

 The Englishman and Scotsman  were suspicious of the 

claims. "Did this actually happen to you?"

  "Not meself, personally, no,"  admitted the Irishman, 

"but it did happen to me sister quite a few  times."

 

Thanks Dan