"In Israel medicine is so advanced
that we cut off a man's
testicles put them on another man and in 6 weeks
he is
looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's
nothing, In Germany we
take part of a brain put it in another man and in
4 weeks
he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we
take half a heart
from a man put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he
is
looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are
behind us.
Six years ago we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart
and
no balls and made him President. Now,
the whole damn country is looking
for work!"
I'm told this joke won a competition in Britain.
Thanks Hal!
WOW. So sorry it's so true.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, aren't we all.
DeleteThe "joke" took the country by storm twice. What a pity.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, but still none of us are laughing.
DeleteAnd it's so true too. What a dismal failure this administration is. All they can do is blame congress now. It's that special.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Sandee, they've been out to destroy this country from the beginning.
DeleteThis joke gets a first prize in my book.
ReplyDeleteCube, Mine too.
DeleteThey say there's a lot of truth in humor... yeah.
ReplyDeleteCube, there's a lot of truth in this joke, that's for sure.
DeleteAnd now we're stuck with him.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, yup, because he's going to win the next six elections.
DeleteA little too close to the reality, IMO.
ReplyDeleteDamn, ain't it the fricking truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete