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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

English Weather



The Archbishop of Canterbury and
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that
The climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as
‘English Weather’
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the
UK population, it will now be referred to as:
'Muslim Weather'
(Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)
 
Thanks Dan
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16 comments:

  1. Samuel GonzalezDecember 3, 2014 at 5:00 AM

    My pastor told me that in a short time the uk is gonna a Muslim country.

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  2. LLDecember 3, 2014 at 7:43 AM

    I've lived in England and it's definitely Shiit weather. Or as they say, weather fit for a Muslim.

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  3. cubeDecember 3, 2014 at 8:42 AM

    I can't post my thoughts about his... OK, I will post a filtered amount ... F*** you and the goat you just pleasured. I'm sorry, Obie, I got carried away.

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  4. SandeeDecember 3, 2014 at 9:03 AM

    What cube said. Animals, cockroaches. Leaches that will destroy everything they touch. It's all they know how to do.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  5. edutcherDecember 3, 2014 at 12:19 PM

    Actually, it should be Sunna, but partly Shia doesn't read so well.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)December 3, 2014 at 1:42 PM

    Samuel, I've heard that too I'm afraid.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)December 3, 2014 at 1:43 PM

    LL, anything that can be done to ruin their day.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)December 3, 2014 at 1:44 PM

    Cube, I feel another goat post coming on.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)December 3, 2014 at 1:45 PM

    Sandee, I don't think I need to add to that.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)December 3, 2014 at 1:46 PM

    Edutcher, we do what we can.

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  11. EuripidesDecember 3, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    Not sure "weather" to laugh or cry at this.

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  12. sig94December 4, 2014 at 3:05 AM

    It only took a few hundred years, but a least they'll start impaling heads on spikes again at the London Bridge. Henry VIII would be proud.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)December 4, 2014 at 6:16 AM

    Euripides, It's happening far too often.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)December 4, 2014 at 6:17 AM

    sig94, wrong heads.

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  15. cubeDecember 5, 2014 at 12:20 PM

    The Middle East...
    where men are wusses,
    women are cattle,
    and goats are fun.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 4:07 PM

    Cube, Goat are mistresses and part of their 72 virgins.

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