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Sunday, December 7, 2014

A Bad Night


Oh my. Maybe for once I just might feel sorry for an attorney for about two seconds.



A bad night ...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
'What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been?
Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself
up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.

The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news..

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?'
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18 comments:

  1. CurmudgeonDecember 7, 2014 at 5:21 AM

    Sometimes you just can't help going for the low-hanging fruit.

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  2. AdrienneDecember 7, 2014 at 6:05 AM

    I can't top Curmudgeon. No siree...

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  3. stevebethereDecember 7, 2014 at 7:11 AM

    LOL I can imagine him checking if they were afterwards ....no no forget that thought :-)

    Have a hangtastic week ahead :-)

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  4. LLDecember 7, 2014 at 7:41 AM

    ;^)

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  5. SandeeDecember 7, 2014 at 8:42 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Love this one Odie.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)

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  6. UnknownDecember 7, 2014 at 11:22 AM

    LOL Perfect! Thank you for the excellent laugh Odie. :)

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  7. trailbeeDecember 7, 2014 at 12:28 PM

    Oh, hoot.!!!!! Thank you.

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  8. edutcherDecember 7, 2014 at 12:34 PM

    Several versions, but it always works.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 7, 2014 at 1:31 PM

    http://www.uncensored21.com/

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Curmudgeon, I never thought he might be gay.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    Adrienne, that was good huh.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    Steve, Hangtastic? got to love it.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    LL, that's the second time I've seen you post that ???

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    Sandee, it's a keeper.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 3:57 PM

    Marcia, You are most welcome.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    Trailbee, hootie hoot!

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    Edutcher, you just get out too much.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    451 OK

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