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Saturday, July 26, 2014

More Blondishness ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Magic Mirror 

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. 
She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think 
I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' 
and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. 
She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think 
I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' 
and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. 
She walked up to the mirror and said
 'I think...' and it sucked her in.




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12 comments:

  1. GOODSTUFFJuly 26, 2014 at 5:00 AM

    it sucked her in - http://i.imgur.com/mJ6yeyI.gif

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)July 26, 2014 at 6:25 AM

    GOODSTUFF, That's some sucking power. Remind me to stay away from that.

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  3. SandeeJuly 26, 2014 at 7:23 AM

    Oh to be young again. I'm blonde, but when you're in your 60s it doesn't much matter. Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh wait! I'd rather be in my 60s than be young again.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  4. UnknownJuly 26, 2014 at 10:06 AM

    I love the prison striped blonde look...One actually got sucked into my apt. one night!

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  5. edutcherJuly 26, 2014 at 12:46 PM

    Maybe the brunette and the redhead really were the most beautiful women in the world, so they weren't lying?

    Or have we an objective scale?

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  6. EuripidesJuly 26, 2014 at 1:39 PM

    I don't get it. The photos are nice though....

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)July 26, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    Sandee, I'd like to try young again. I think I could do it better this time.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)July 26, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    Scotty, good boy!

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)July 26, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    Edutcher, the mirror thought they were.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)July 26, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    Euripides, poor boy ... I guess the blonde will have to explain it to you.

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  11. Ron RussellJuly 26, 2014 at 4:44 PM

    Good one! Like that middle image best!

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)July 27, 2014 at 6:48 AM

    Ron, I liked then all, so that's what I posted.

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