I like all of those. As for the math thingy reminds me of an old one--"if it take a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg, then how long does it take a rooster to lay a door nob"?
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They're only felonies if we, the people do them. If The One does them, they are policy.
ReplyDeleteWhat Euiripides said. Spot on.
ReplyDeleteLoved the cat one. I understood that you know.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Odie. :)
Those first 2 are right on.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, so saith Duhwon.
ReplyDeleteSandee, you understand?
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, yes they are.
ReplyDeleteI like all of those. As for the math thingy reminds me of an old one--"if it take a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg, then how long does it take a rooster to lay a door nob"?
ReplyDeleteRon, depends on when the rooster ate it.
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