The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the 
United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death, 
when all of a sudden Luis says:

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.  Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."

With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, 
& there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, 
double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved!  Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?

We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage 
that smell like bacon?

Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.

He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind, 
when suddenly a machine gun opens up, 
and Luis drops like a wet sock.

Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:

"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?"

"Pepe ees not a bacon tree.  Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees... a ham bush."

SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with 
me for posting this.

Just couldn't help it!

Little voices made me do it!

And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you?

I know you did!

You're grinning aren't you? 

Thanks Trailbee!