Walking Eagle

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major 

gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York ...
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every 

Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his 

time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native 

American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about
the details of his plans, he seemed most
enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about
his ideas for helping his, "Red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes
presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with
his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then 

departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came 

to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a 

bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.