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Monday, August 5, 2013

$2.99 SPECIAL


*If you are a senior you will understand this one, if
                 you deal with seniors, this should help you understand
                 them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet. *
                *God willing, someday you will be. *

                 *The 2.99 Special *
 
                 *We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
                 'seniors' special' *
                 *was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. *
                 *'Sounds good,'my wife said. *
                 *'But I don't want the eggs.' *
                 *'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 *
                 *because you're ordering a la carte,' *
                 *the waitress warned her. *
                 *'You mean I'd have to pay *
                 *for not taking the eggs?' *
                 *my wife asked incredulously. *
                 *'YES!' stated the waitress. *
                 *'I'll take the special then,' *
                 *my wife said. *
                 *'How do you want your eggs?' *
                 *the waitress asked. *
                 *'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. *
                 *She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. *
                 *DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS! *
                 *WE'VE been around the block more than once! *
                 *Send this to the Seniors in your life. *
                 *I'm sure they'll appreciate it! *
                 *Even non-seniors will appreciate it *

Thanks Dan!
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25 comments:

  1. USA_AdmiralAugust 5, 2013 at 4:14 AM

    I think I know some of these types.

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  2. SupiAugust 5, 2013 at 4:14 AM

    Love the woman. lol

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  3. Opus #6August 5, 2013 at 5:39 AM

    Raw and in the shell. That's great. Thanks for the new concept.

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  4. Randy-gAugust 5, 2013 at 6:08 AM

    Raw and in the shell! I love it!

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  5. UnknownAugust 5, 2013 at 6:57 AM

    Conservative seniors live and learn...Libs live and unlearn.(:

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  6. LLAugust 5, 2013 at 7:17 AM

    A conservative will take them raw, in the shell, and bake a cake.

    A liberal will take them raw, in the shell, and then throw them at the window of the business on the way out.

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  7. Ron RussellAugust 5, 2013 at 8:01 AM

    Us old folks have to stick together. I've had many a raw egg, but do prefer them in cakes.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)August 5, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    Admiral, of course you do.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)August 5, 2013 at 8:32 AM

    Supi, you've heard of common sense? Well this is senior sense.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)August 5, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    Opie, enjoy your eggs.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)August 5, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    Scotty, The lib paid the higher price.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)August 5, 2013 at 8:34 AM

    LL, I can picture that. You're 100% right.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)August 5, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    Ron, I wonder if the waitresses' boss knows she cost him two eggs when he could of got off cheaper.

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  14. SandeeAugust 5, 2013 at 9:34 AM

    I'm happy to say that I get this and I've seen this very kind of thing. Don't mess with us is right. Loved this.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  15. AnonymousAugust 5, 2013 at 1:06 PM

    old farts of America unite

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  16. edutcherAugust 5, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    Most places are smart enough to say, "OK", if you want them to hold the eggs, but I been to a few where it wasn't.

    But only once.

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  17. Race BannonAugust 5, 2013 at 3:27 PM

    Don't forget to grab a few of those sample jellies!

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  18. Marine4everAugust 5, 2013 at 9:12 PM

    I was over at Buffy's and thought I'd drop by. I'll be there, if you need me.

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)August 6, 2013 at 9:47 AM

    Sandee, we're a force to be reckoned with.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)August 6, 2013 at 9:48 AM

    Rick, we are.

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)August 6, 2013 at 9:53 AM

    Edutcher, these people have to learn the once principle.

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)August 6, 2013 at 9:54 AM

    Race, never.

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  23. Woodsterman (Odie)August 6, 2013 at 9:55 AM

    Marine, OK young feller.

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  24. cubeAugust 7, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    Gotta love it. I hope to be one of those seniors one day.

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  25. Woodsterman (Odie)August 7, 2013 at 1:00 PM

    Cube, I'm there now.

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