Being Blonde ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a 

football game. After the game is over, he asks her if 

she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those 

men in tight clothes, but there is one thing 

I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the beginning of the game, 

both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. 

Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the 

quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. 

So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"