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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Elk Sex



Two New Hampshirites are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"



"Aw crap..," says his friend,

"and I just joined the Knights of Columbus !"

Thanks David !
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24 comments:

  1. Opus #6April 10, 2013 at 4:12 AM

    I seriously know a couple of Elks in the chamber of commerce.

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  2. USA_AdmiralApril 10, 2013 at 4:23 AM

    Elks are everywhere.

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  3. Race BannonApril 10, 2013 at 4:43 AM

    What two consenting Elks do in the privacy of their own outdoors is none of our business - but what is that calf doing!!!

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  4. Randy-gApril 10, 2013 at 5:21 AM

    And I joined the Eagles...

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  5. Marine4everApril 10, 2013 at 5:29 AM

    Caption (thinking aloud): "Some days are REALLY long!"

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 6:29 AM

    Opie, you left yourself wide open there ... I'll take the high road if you don't mind.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 6:29 AM

    Admiral, no one is safe!

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 6:30 AM

    Race ... what's that French word?

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 6:31 AM

    Randy, some of us get "it", and some of us don't.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 6:33 AM

    Marine, truth be known, when I googled "Elk Sex" images, this was the only photo that didn't have the male's ... you know.

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  11. Marine4everApril 10, 2013 at 6:39 AM

    Awww, Odie... your reply just made my day! LMAO!

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  12. Marine4everApril 10, 2013 at 6:49 AM

    PS -- great reply to Opus, Odie. I was gonna say something, then I decided it would be to my best interest to just keep my mouth shut.

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  13. SandeeApril 10, 2013 at 8:29 AM

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Good one Odie.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

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  14. cubeApril 10, 2013 at 12:04 PM

    I can't comment because Mr. Cube was born in New Hampshire ;-)

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 1:10 PM

    Marine, it's my job to make you laugh.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 1:12 PM

    Marine, good move on the Opie comment. I peed my pants holding off myself.

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 1:13 PM

    Sandee, thank you ma'am.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 1:14 PM

    Cube, it's ok unless he's an Elk too.

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  19. Ron RussellApril 10, 2013 at 1:21 PM

    I've forgotten when rutting season comes around!

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  20. edutcherApril 10, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    I know, you're here all week.

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    Ron, pretty close to Elk Sex time I'm thinking.

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)April 10, 2013 at 4:32 PM

    Edutcher, and the week after that too.

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  23. VelcroApril 10, 2013 at 9:16 PM

    I just had to come by and see what Elk Sex was all about. Now I feel like a member of the International Order of Odd Fellows!

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  24. Woodsterman (Odie)April 11, 2013 at 5:55 AM

    Velcro, I'm glad I could help. Now have some sex Odd Fellow.

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