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Saturday, February 23, 2013

NO Speak English ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A German woman married a Canadian gentleman born in 
Nov Scotia and they lived happily ever after
in his home town Truro.

The poor lady was notvery proficient in English, but did 
manage to communicate with her husband. The
real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to 
buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put
forward her request, so, in desperation, she clucked like 
a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she 
didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken
and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. 
The butcher understood again and gave her some 
chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.  
Unable to find a way tocommunicate this, she brought
her husband to the store...



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What were you Thinking?



Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

Thanks David !
Added Bonus .... I have a generator for sale: 

 
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18 comments:

  1. LLFebruary 23, 2013 at 5:54 AM

    Body Language...

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  2. Opus #6February 23, 2013 at 6:13 AM

    Sex sells.

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  3. SandeeFebruary 23, 2013 at 6:19 AM

    What Opus said. True and then some.

    Have a fantastic day. ☺

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)February 23, 2013 at 8:11 AM

    LL, works every time.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)February 23, 2013 at 8:12 AM

    Opie, I hope so.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)February 23, 2013 at 8:13 AM

    Sandee, what I said. I hope so, I have a generator to sell.

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  7. EuripidesFebruary 23, 2013 at 8:27 AM

    Well, I certainly wouldn't kick the German blonde out of bed for eating crackers....

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  8. edutcherFebruary 23, 2013 at 9:40 AM

    Dirty minds.

    No human race without 'em.

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  9. LLFebruary 23, 2013 at 9:48 AM

    I know the Woodsterman personally and I know that he is multi-lingual because he speaks "the language of love".

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)February 23, 2013 at 2:43 PM

    Euripides, She'd have time for crackers?

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  11. Ron RussellFebruary 23, 2013 at 8:44 PM

    Ich dachte, dass er dabei war, eine große Wurst zu zeigen.. Translation: I thought he was going to display a large........!

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  12. VelcroFebruary 23, 2013 at 11:19 PM

    What generator?

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)February 24, 2013 at 9:15 AM

    Edutcher, Want to buy a generator?

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)February 24, 2013 at 9:17 AM

    LL, shhhh, people might get the wrong idea.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)February 24, 2013 at 9:17 AM

    Ron, sausage?

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)February 24, 2013 at 9:18 AM

    Velcro, did someone steal it again?

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  17. Reaganite IndependentMarch 1, 2013 at 9:09 AM

    Nice work sir, linked right here:

    Meet Miss Columbia 2012~
    Daniela Alvarez Vasquez

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)March 1, 2013 at 11:53 AM

    RR, I thank you sir!

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