A senior citizens group charters a bus for an
overnight gambling casino trip.
An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says,
An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says,
'I've just been molested!'
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream..
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream..
So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down.
A short time later, another old woman comes forward and
A short time later, another old woman comes forward and
claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he
had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting
these old ladies?
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says
that she'd been molested too.
The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls
The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls
into the first rest area.
When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old
When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old
man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?'
'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?'
says the bus driver.
'I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but
'I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but
every time I tried to grab it, it gets up and runs away!'
Thanks David !
Aaack!
ReplyDeleteNormal...Heh.
ReplyDeleteOpie, I found it!
ReplyDeleteRandy, think of where you are.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha. I would think at their age they'd keep there mouths shut. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Odie. :)
Now that's "hairy", oops meant to say "scary"!
ReplyDeleteSandee, just listening.
ReplyDeleteRon, you know you said it right the first time.
ReplyDeleteBe careful! You never know what you might "pick up" on a bus nowadays.
ReplyDeleteScott, I've always enjoyed reaping the rewards of bus travel.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBoy, I needed that laugh.
Nate, you're new here. That's what I do here. Glad to help. A lot of us feel the same. Rake a look at the older posts. You'll laugh your ass off.
ReplyDeleteFor me, the cartoon at the end says
ReplyDeleteit all!
I went to the store yesterday and a young fellow actually held the door open for me! That old guy in the mirror must actually be me!!!
Scooney, I know what you mean. It snowed last night and me with a cold was out there clearing it. Oh but of course I slipped on the ice and down I went. It's tough when you're 65.
ReplyDeleteOuch!!!
ReplyDeleteBTDT. Did anything go crack?
You men aren't exempt to this rule!
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, yes everything.
ReplyDeleteBrooke, perzackly
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