Chip Love ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

She makes me want to by Lay's Potato Chips ... You?

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

NewsBusted 6/29/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

We have another show this weekend, so I'll

probably be a bit scarce around these parts 

until next week.

oopsie....

I told her she had three beautiful children. 

She didn't have to get offended. 

It was an honest mistake ...

Thanks David !

NewsBusted 6/27/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Still More Signs of the Times

Thanks David !

H.O.T. ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

I'm so busy and Jodi let me down. Here's something

H.O.T. hot to make up for it. 

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

Great Photos From Mars

Beautiful and incredible images from the latest batch

of photographs sent back from the Mars Lander.

Thanks Dan !

AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGS

 

This is tough to watch. It just shows the dangers of attending these events. 


Air Show Disaster - Amazing photo shows 

great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft.

It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for 

the air show and slams into four buildings.

One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

 

 

Thanks Dan !

 

The T-Shirt ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Who said the T-shirt couldn't be sexy.

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded

up with rolls of sod.

"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1.

"Do what?" asked Blonde #2.

"Send my lawn out to be mowed."

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

NewsBusted 6/22/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

More Signs of the Times

Thanks David !

We have our first show this weekend, so I'm not sure I'll be

around to see all of you much. I'll do my best, but this is the

most hectic time for us. American capitalism at work!

Elderly Man in the Hospital

By Judi Foster

NewsBusted 6/19/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Sign of the Times

Finally !

You get what you pay for !

Thanks Dan

Flag Day ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A collection of flag waving babes

(I know it was two days ago, but this is Woodsterman)

And my personal favorite above ... I'm saluting.

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger 

 

NewsBusted 6/15/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Automation Gone Bad ?

Depressed

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to 

the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, 

mount your asses and camels, and I will lead 

you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) 

Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your 

asses, and light up a Camel, 

this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed 

your asses, raised the price of Camels, and 

mortgaged the Promised Land!  
 
I was so depressed last night thinking about 

health care plans, the economy, the wars, 

lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement 

funds, etc. I called a suicide hotline.  
 
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected 

to a call center in Pakistan.  
 
I told them I was suicidal.  
 
They got excited and asked if 

I could drive a truck...
Folks, we're screwed...  

NewsBusted 6/12/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Who Me Politically Incorrect

Because there are no mosques in Venice , the Italian 

Government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets.

So far 543 have drowned.
THOSE SILLY ITALIANS FORGOT THE STREETS.

Where To Put Number 44

Where oh where to put Obama #44

George Washington, our nation's first president  

and leader of the American  Revolution!

Abe Lincoln,  honorable leader who pulled 

our nation through its darkest  time!

Alexander Hamilton,  founding father, first Secretary of the 

Treasury and  leader of the constitutional  convention!

Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " 

fought the British in New Orleans! 

Ulysses  Grant, Union army general, 

led the North through the Civil  War!

Ben  Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist 

and leading  author of the Constitution.

Finally, we have  someone to put on the food  stamp!!!

Obama's policies  have put more people on welfare than any 

president before  him, so this placement is most  appropriate. 
Unlike the Nobel  Peace Prize, for which he did nothing,

 this is an "honor"  he richly  deserves.

Blonde Pilot ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane 

with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, 

calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart 

attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. 

Help me! Please help me!"


She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. 

I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. 

I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, 

just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give 

me your height and position."
 

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I am a Democrat."
 

"O.K." says the voice on the radio....

"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

Thanks David !

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus

NewBusted 6/08/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Seniors and Computers

As we Silver SURFERS know, sometimes we have 

trouble with our computers. I  had a problem yesterday, 

so I called Eric, the 11 year old from next door, whose 

bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to 

come over.
 

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what 

was wrong ? 
 

He  replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
 

I  didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
 

'An, ID ten T error ? What's that? 

In case I need to fix it again.'
 

Eric grinned ...'Haven't  you ever heard of 

an ID ten T error before ?

'No,'  I replied.
 

'Write  it down,'he said,'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote  down:


ID10T 


I used to like Eric,the little shithead!

Land Cruiser VS. Well

 You'd  think that they'd at least put up a flag to let people  know there's
a 100m hole there. This happened in Saudi a few days ago.
In areas  where there is fresh water under ground the locals dig  wells
and support the sides with concrete and stones to keep the sand from
falling back in to the well. Some of these are up to 100 meters  deep.
This  particular one was 60 meters deep and 4 meters wide, located
outside the small town of Riyadh in the center of Saudi.

The  guys went out in the desert for a bit of 4X4 fun on a  Thursday when one of them
drove in  to the well and dropped 60 meters to the bottom with his V8  Cruiser.

Rescue  workers retrieved the car. The driver had a
mild concussion from hitting his head against the wind  screen.
Hard to believe he is  alive.

This is why Allah gave them camels.

Thanks Nominedeus (LINK)