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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

WalMartians Visit Us Again II

 Please, put down the candy!
 Ummm Mama, your ass is showing!
 Okay, which one is fake, the beard or the boobs.
 I think I am getting seasick!

Bass akwards? 

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16 comments:

  1. Randy-gMay 2, 2012 at 5:35 AM

    I am seriously thinking of getting some help...I thought I saw that thong wearing mom the other day!
    Every damn day and I still come here!

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  2. Opus #6May 2, 2012 at 6:04 AM

    They are all a turnoff. The least of all evils is the mom with the purple thong.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2012 at 8:00 AM

    Randy, it's a disease, Take two Walmart shopping carts and call me in the morning.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2012 at 8:02 AM

    Opie, I yield to your exquisite taste.

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  5. SandeeMay 2, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    Good God. This is the very reason I don't got to WalMart. Well there's more than this reason, but this is right up on top of the page. I'm blind I tell you and I'm going to go wash my eyes out with soap.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  6. The Conservative LadyMay 2, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    I'm always amazed at how many Walmart men shop while wearing women's clothing. Actually, some of them look better than the women in the photos (and that's scary).

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  7. innominatusMay 2, 2012 at 8:46 AM

    That one that was making you seasick? Yeah, it's David Bowie from about 1972

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  8. BrookeMay 2, 2012 at 9:21 AM

    Sadly, both the beard and the boobs are very real.

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  9. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveMay 2, 2012 at 9:29 AM

    I echo Sandee' comment, I spent about 5 minutes in a Walmart and have never returned. I am still amazed at myself for that extended length of time considering what I viewed in just the parking lot?

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2012 at 9:43 AM

    Sandee, brain bleach can be found on aisle 5.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2012 at 9:44 AM

    Lady, dreamy huh.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2012 at 9:45 AM

    Inno, he's a Walmart shopper too?

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2012 at 9:46 AM

    Brooke, Pretty darn sexy huh.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2012 at 9:47 AM

    Christopher, I really don't see a lot of this in Reno. I guess we have a better class of Walmartian (including me).

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  15. Ron RussellMay 2, 2012 at 11:56 AM

    Just a honest view of middle america. I go in my flip-flops t-shirt and shorts. Never wear my dresses out.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)May 2, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    Ron, you don't know what you're missing. It's so much cooler.

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