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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Oh Nurse ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. 
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, 
revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, 
but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the 
fact that she was laughing. Feeling very bad that she had 
laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well 
as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. 
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't 
happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.




Thanks David !
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17 comments:

  1. IrishSeptember 24, 2011 at 3:08 AM

    Those nurses just raised my temp!!

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  2. Randy-gSeptember 24, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    Its swollen!

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  3. Your Friendly Progressive Wicked WitchSeptember 24, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    God bless you for this..

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)September 24, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Pissed, it did get warm in here all of a sudden.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)September 24, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Randy, thanks for sharing.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)September 24, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    Themanwhoknewtoomuch, It's what we do here.

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  7. Your Friendly Progressive Wicked WitchSeptember 24, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    I'm getting hungry

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)September 24, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Themanwhoknewtoomuch, bud, I love your style. You will fit into Woodsterman's goofy place, and I hope you stay around. You have a face now ... is that Peter Lorre?

    I've seen you blog once and I'm going back ........... NOW!

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  9. USA_AdmiralSeptember 24, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    That was Funny!

    These health care professionals should see a lot of elevated heart rates.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)September 25, 2011 at 6:52 AM

    Admiral, it worked on mine.

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  11. UnknownSeptember 26, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    I think I feel a fever coming on...Hey nurse!!!

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)September 26, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    Scotty, we'll find you that nurse.

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  13. TeresaSeptember 26, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    Nurses do seem to bring on the heat. You have picked some hot nurses, Odie.

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  14. bannedSeptember 26, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    I would print these off and pin them in my work locker but that would risk being hauled away by the "innapropriate polizie", never to be seen again.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)September 27, 2011 at 5:46 AM

    Teresa, I do what I can.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)September 27, 2011 at 5:48 AM

    Banned, I'll keep em here so you can visit when you wish.

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  17. AnonymousOctober 2, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    Things are looking better

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