A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,
and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to
climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl
that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a
local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a
democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her
to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the
Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!"
Good one! But if she is a lib, I doubt it is much of a recreation area. Probably more of a wasteland.
ReplyDelete"Return of the Spotted Owl--The Woodcutter's Revenge" I see a movie deal in this!
ReplyDeleteSurprise the doctor didn't say he first has to put a spike in then get a chain saw.
ReplyDeleteAh, the webs we weave,,,,,,
ReplyDeleteOpie, I would have to correct you on that one. It would be used for ONLY recreation and not procreation.
ReplyDeleteScott, bring on Hollyweird !
ReplyDeleteSupi! OUCH ... that's cold, but so appropriate.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, sometimes what goes around comes around.
ReplyDeleteActually, I found Opus' comment funnier than the joke and I found the joke to be pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteHmmm this makes me wonder Has the woman on the left side of your screen Climbed that tree yet?
ReplyDeleteEuripides, Well excuse me ...
ReplyDeleteStopsign, do you mean the "Woodpecker Tree Lady"? She'll climb anything she can get her hands on.
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