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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Went Through A "Stopsign" On The Way To WalMart? #3

It’s “bring sexy back” not “bring sexy across your whole back-side”.
Thanks for ruining such a great word by the way.
Oh good, I was getting sick of seeing ass-cracks. I’m glad you decided to instead
show us all your gutt-crack. It’s a pleasant change of scenery.
 Really? Do you think when you dress? Did you toss on your shorts because, well hey they rock,
then just go ahead and grab the shirt your kid just jammed into the paper shredder? 
Question: If you are drawing on ridiculous looking eyebrows why not draw them like The Rock's.
Thank You and Hat/Tip to our friend Stopsign


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26 comments:

  1. stopsignMarch 9, 2011 at 4:48 AM

    Who threw the "Rock"?

    BTW~How can I stop people from taking pictures of me in that place now?

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  2. Randy-gMarch 9, 2011 at 5:02 AM

    My oatmeal is coming back up....

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 6:06 AM

    Stopsign, that's the beauty of it ... you can't.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 6:07 AM

    Randy, you forgot to read the warning label here at Woodsterman.

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  5. LLMarch 9, 2011 at 6:44 AM

    It takes hideous to a whole new level.

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  6. SupiMarch 9, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    Strange eyebrows goes with her strange lips.

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  7. TeresaMarch 9, 2011 at 7:20 AM

    Cracks galore... Oh my! No digging allowed!

    Brain bleach?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    LL, ain't it great!

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    Supi, she's a cartoon character in real life.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    Teresa, com'on don't be such a party pooper.

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  11. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveMarch 9, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    The last one ,,,, I just can't imagine waking up in the morning to,,,,

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  12. AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    Why do these Wal-Mart posts make me so lightheaded?

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  13. The Conservative LadyMarch 9, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    I always learn something here, Odie. I did not know there was such a thing as a "gutt-crack". (It actually looks like she twisted her butt around to the front.)

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  14. innominatusMarch 9, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    If one needs 4" letters to spell "sexy" on one's butt, it probably isn't.

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  15. EuripidesMarch 9, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    I've seen Aaaaaaarnold driving his Humvee. I've seen John Lithgow in the halls at UCLA. I've seen David Hyde Pierce on the streets of New York. But I've never seen The Rock at a Walmart. Somehow I don't think the chances are good of that ever happening.

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  16. Opus #6March 9, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    Whew. Glad that's over. That was a tough one to get through, Odie, but as you know, Californians are tough.

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  17. Amusing BunniMarch 9, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    They certainly did NOT bring sexy back, Odie.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    Christopher, Try harder ...

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    Nickie, it's because of the funny air in the Walmart you just left.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Lady, I love it when a reader admits to being "Enlightened".

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Inno, they could of been larger.

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Euripides, it just means you haven't made enough trips to Walmart.

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  23. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Opie, we have to be tough. After all, Moonbeam is Governor.

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  24. Woodsterman (Odie)March 9, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Bunni, sexy is in the eye of the beholder.

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  25. ParnellMarch 10, 2011 at 3:42 AM

    The woman reminds me of someone I met online. Needless to say, she looked better in her photo.

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  26. Woodsterman (Odie)March 10, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    PARNELL, You have to watch out. Most women walmart shoppers are internet daters.

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