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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Origin of the White Wedding Dress

 
  A son asked his mother the following question:
  
  'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son and replies:
  
  'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
  
  The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
  
  'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
  
  The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
  
  'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
  
 
(They are still looking for dad !!)
  
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12 comments:

  1. Amusing BunniApril 17, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    I was liking this until the end!
    Well, I got my new dishwasher yesterday w/ 15% "Obummer money" and for once, it is black, to match my big toaster oven and microwave. I can't wait until it's installed. The 6 Million to illinois was depleted in 11 hours, So, I'm glad I went to Sears yesterday!

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)April 17, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    Bunni, you didn't get a white one? Oh, by the way, are you brushing up on your Shakespeare speak? I hear your Mayor wants you to talk that way next week ... what a MORON

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  3. TeresaApril 17, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    I'm with Bunni. I liked it until the end. Although, with that response the dad deserved to disappear.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 17, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    Teresa, Learn to laugh .................. at my bruises.

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  5. Opus #6April 17, 2010 at 6:21 PM

    Beautiful photo with the joke.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)April 18, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    Opie, I think she is one of the most beautiful brides I have ever seen.

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  7. RedApril 18, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    Ooooo!

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)April 18, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Welcome Red, Thank you for stopping by. Ooooo is right.

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  9. VelcroApril 18, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    Hey Odie, are you the guy that stands out in thunderstorms holding up a big iron pole? (I thought it was funny!)

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)April 19, 2010 at 6:47 AM

    All the time Velcro. That's how I keep my reflexes honed. I have to keep a half a step ahead of these beauties.

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  11. Barking SpiderApril 19, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    I'm with you and Red, Odie....Ooooh!

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)April 19, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    Ooooh, Spidey !

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