Thursday Afternoons Are For Libturds

 

Thanks FBers

Thursday Mornings Are For Libturds

 

Thanks FBers

The Afternoon of the Skipism

 Thanks Skip

The Morning of the Skipism

 

Thanks Skip

Still Thinking About Taking Up Golf?

 

Take the penalty (Hole 16 Oak Crest Golf Club, Florida) Get your Tums ready ... Not for the weak stomach.

Except for a misinterpretation of the rules (lateral hazard: one stroke) the lesson seems accurate. ...... the ball was in the pond on Hole 16 at Oak Crest Golf Club/Florida.

......it was a brand new Titlelist with the Verso logo on it and he didn't want to lose it OR take the two stroke penalty as he was already behind in points!  

 He reached in to retrieve the golf ball . . . 

NEXT THING HE KNEW HE WAS COVERED IN BLOOD.

HIS FELLOW GOLFERS   WATCHED HIS ARM LEAVING WITHOUT HIM.

MERCY FLIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL. HUNTED FOR THE ALLIGATOR

GOT HIM

KILLED HIM

SAVED HIS ARM, BUT STILL COST HIM TWO STROKES, LOST THE BALL AND RUINED THE REST OF THE DAY FOR HIS FRIENDS!

 

Thanks Hal

Insurance . . . .

 A man and his wife moved back home to Saskatchewan from Vancouver.

The wife had a wooden leg, and to insure it in BC was $2000 a year!

When they arrived in Saskatchewan, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "That'll be $39."

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in

Saskatchewan to insure, because it cost him $2000 in BC!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well,

here it is on the screen, it says:

*Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00*

I always did find Saskatchewan logic far superior to most others.

Awww Monday Woodsterman Style ~ 319